Milton Friedman

"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned."

Mort Sahl

"My life needs editing."

Robert Frost

"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."

A. J. Liebling

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one."

Robert Benchley

"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of."

Imelda Marcos

"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty."