George Carlin

"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"

Woody Allen

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

Milton Friedman

"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned."

Mort Sahl

"My life needs editing."

Robert Frost

"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."

A. J. Liebling

"Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one."

Robert Benchley

"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of."