John F. Kennedy

"My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight."

W. C. Fields

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

Charles M. Schulz

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."

Abraham Lincoln

"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."

Sam Levenson

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."

Charles Kettering

"If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it."

Ambrose Bierce

"Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."